THE ANNOYING RACE FAN INTERVIEW #4

Queue "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch)

ARF: HELLO, YOU GUYS. WELCOME TO MY (I REALLY DIDN'T INTERVIEW) INTERVIEW. PLEASE WELCOME NATIONWIDE SERIES DRIVER, MILKA DUNO.

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ARF: WELCOME TO THE SHOW MILKA. HAVE A SEAT.

Milka: Thanks, ARF. Glad to be here.

ARF: SURE. SO TELL ME, HOW DID IT FEEL TO FINALLY QUALIFY FOR A NATIONWIDE SERIES RACE?

Milka: Pretty good. I was relieved.

ARF: YOU SHOULD BE. EVERYONE ON TWITTER WAS PULLING FOR YOU.

Milka: Really?

ARF: HAHA, NO.

Milka: Oh. Not cool, ARF.

ARF: I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

Milka: It's ok.

ARF: HOW DID THE FANS TREAT YOU?

Milka: Good, I was well-received.

ARF: MILKA, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?

Milka: Sure, what is it?

ARF: THIS INTERVIEW LASTED LONGER THAN YOUR FIRST START IN THE NATIONWIDE SERIES. HAHAHA.

Milka: That's not funny [expletive]. You [expletive] [expletive]. I done here.

(Milka exits the interview)

ARF: OH WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. UNTIL NEXT TIME, YOU GUYS. 

(Queue "Good Vibrations")

**PLEASE NOTE THAT I DID NOT REALLY INTERVIEW MILKA DUNO**