2014 ARFY TWITTER AWARDS

LIVE FROM THE WALDARF ARFSTORIA, IT'S THE 2014 ARFY TWITTER AWARDS

ARFY ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: ANNOYING RACE FAN (LOTS OF PEOPLE TOLD ME THIS, SO I GAVE IT TO MYSELF)

THE "THEIR STUFF IS ALWAYS FUNNY" AWARD: CITIZEN KBA

TWITTER NASCAR JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR: JEFF GLUCK (NOT JEFF GLUCK 2, THE NON-NASCAR ACCOUNT)

BEST REDUNDANT JOKE: THE ORANGE CONE FOR HIS TRANNY/TRANSMISSION JOKE

BEST COMMERCIAL DURING NASCAR RACES: THE KID ROCK/CHEVROLET "BOOOOORN FREEEEE" COMMERCIAL

BEST USE OF PHOTOSHOP FOR NASCAR STUFF: NASCARCASM (NASCARCASM ALSO WINS THE AWARD FOR MAKING THE MOST PEOPLE USE THE CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A CARDBOARD FACE)

THE ARFY HUMANITARIAN AWARD: THE GREEN FLAG

THE "THAT TWEET CAME OUT OF NOWHERE BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS" AWARD: NASCAR WONKA (NASCAR WONKA ALSO WINS THE AWARD FOR DIRECTOR OF INSPECTIONS)

TWEET OF THE YEAR: THE MINI CHAD FOR HIS TMZ SPORTS/NASCAR SUSPENSIONS TWEET (THAT ONE STILL GETS ME)

THE "WTF, REALLY?" AWARD: THE FENCE CLIMBER GUY AT RICHMOND (HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO THE SQUIRREL/CAT AT ATLANTA)

THE NASCAR OFFSEASON DISORDER (NOD) AWARENESS AWARD: MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS FOR HELPING SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NOD

THE "HE REALLY GOT THOSE HASHTAGS TRENDING DURING THE WEEK" AWARD: THE ORANGE CONE

THE "BEST FOOD" AWARD: DEVILED EGGS/PUMPKIN PIE (TIE)

THE "BEST ACCOUNT NAMED NASCAR MEMES" AWARD: NASCAR MEMES

THE "BEST PARODY ACCOUNT OF A DRIVER'S TEMPER" AWARD: KURT'S TEMPER

FIGHT OF THE YEAR: THE NOVEMBER TEXAS RACE

RACE OF THE YEAR: HOMESTEAD-MIAMI

BEST EMPIRE: P MENARD EMPIRE

THE "THAT WAS A PRETTY COOL MOMENT" AWARD: AJ ALLMENDINGER WINNING AT WATKINS GLEN/DALE JR WINNING AT MARTINSVILLE (TIE)

THE "IF YOU ARGUE WITH HIM, YOU'LL LOSE" AWARD: THE ORANGE CONE

THE "GRAPE TIC TACS ARE GOOD" AWARD: JON WOOD

BEST HAIR: ANNOYING RACE FAN (HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO RYAN EVERSLEY AND LANDON CASSILL)


AND THE AWARD FOR BEST TWITTERER IS...