400 MILES, 267 LAPS
I PREDICT THAT:
- THE FIRST CAUTION WILL HAPPEN AT LAP 47 (AMBROSE HITS THE WALL. LEAVES FOR AUSTRALIA A BIT EARLIER THAN EXPECTED)
- KYLE BUSCH WILL BLOW A TRANNY, JUST LIKE THE ORANGE CONE DID IN COLLEGE. BUT IN HIS DEFENSE, HE WAS DRUNK. BOTH TIMES.
- RYAN NEWMAN WILL GO A LAP DOWN ON A SLOW PIT STOP (DROPPED LUGNUT)
- JIMMIE JOHNSON WILL LEAD THE MOST LAPS BUT WILL SUFFER A LATE SPEEDING PENALTY
- BRAD KESELOWSKI WILL PISS OFF SOMEONE
- THERE WILL BE TWO B.S. CAUTIONS
- DANICA GOES A LAP DOWN EARLY. GETS IT BACK. GOES DOWN A LAP AGAIN.
- BK RACING WILL HAVE TWO SOLID, TOP 40 RUNS
- DALE JR WILL FINISH FOURTH IN HIS FINAL RACE WITH JEFF GORDON'S OLD CREW CHIEF
- IT WILL NOT RAIN
- RUSTY WALLACE WILL SAY "FLAT FLYIN"
- TONY STEWART WILL FINISH IN THE TOP 10
- JEFF GORDON WILL TRY AND FIGHT RYAN NEWMAN
- JOEY LOGANO'S HAIRLINE WILL RECEDE EVEN MORE
- BRAD KESELOWSKI WILL WIN THE RACE
- DENNY HAMLIN WILL BE THE CHAMP
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